So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
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