i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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