STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Are we still banned from the library?
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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