I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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