It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
