problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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