i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I have aggressive nipples.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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