I CAN MOONWALK!
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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