Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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