we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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