He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Randomize
