I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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