in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
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