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Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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