i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
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