Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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