I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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