I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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