she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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