I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
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