I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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