Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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