Dual....:-)
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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