Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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