Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
so that wasnt chicken after all
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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