I hope mine doesn't look like that
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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