I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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