quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
We just shotgunned beers for America
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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