About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
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