whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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