A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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