I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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