Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
its liver damage thursday
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