I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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