He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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