...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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