i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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