PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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