you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
