Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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