My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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