I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Randomize
