therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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