i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Randomize
