You surviving the open bar?
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If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
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