Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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