Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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