Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Terrible idea I love it
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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