dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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