Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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