I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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